Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
Everybody should read Artemis Fowl. I don’t think any other book has a six foot tall Irish manservant attacking a fifteen foot troll while armed with only a mace, a suit of medieval armor and a nine-millimeter sig-sauer semiautomatic.